See You Next Tuesday - Intervals (2009)

See you Next Tuesday - Intervals


Genre: Deathcore/Grindcore
For Fans of: White Chapel, Suicide Silence, Job for a cowboy

OMFG!!!! How do I start this shit off. What do you get when you combine all of the negative elements of all three bands shown up ahead? 2 words PURE SHITCOCK and thats exactly how I can describe this album. Its so shitcock that it will probably knock another year off of deathcore's lifespan. Its so shitcock that even Waking the Cadaver fans will cry. Its so shitcock that its.....SHIT ON A COCK!! Hell it's even so shitcock that imma do myself a favor and put on Carnifex and listen to both of there cds 12 times in a row maybe then i'll review that cd again and give it a 10 out of 10.

Now onto the music itself the cd starts off with its little which goes into "In the End" (linkin park neone?) by the time track 3 comes on you ask yourself "are all these tracks 1 minuete long?". Sadly they all preatty much are exept a few songs which sound like a ripoff of the older atreyu days. So the formula goes like this:
Track 1: intro
Track 2: 1 minuete grind song
Track 3: 1 minuete grind song
Track 4: 1 minuete grind song
Track 5: wtf is this?
Track 6: Really shitty metalcore song

and so on... To make matters worse this cd has 17 tracks! They all sound the exact same and have no structure at all. One very important thing when writing an album (wait this is an album?) is songwriting and apparantly that wasn't on there checklist of things to do. Its like they went into the studio and played around with there instruments 17 times then said "alright we got a cd time to rip some kids off". I really hope to god this is a joke band because if they are really trying then they are in big trouble. The only thing I can say is good is that if you play one song to annoy someone in the room then its great for that or if you just want 1 minuete of senseless screaming with no real guitarwork. Other then that there is no point in even downloading this shit. F-MINUS MOTHER FUCKER!!!

Pros:
I didn't open it

Cons:
I have to waste both time and gas to return this bitch
No song structures
Songwriting??????????????????
Music??????
Album????????????????
Many kids will waste there money because the name gimmick
Did I mention it sucks?
Maybe
Okay it sucks you get the point

Overall: 2/10

Buy?: If you have tons of money buy it for someone you hate then shit on there face and call them an asshole for hating the gift you bought them.